UMNO MENJARINGKAN "OWN GOAL" - SEKALI LAGI

Berita terbaru ialah UMNO telah mencalonkan ISA SAMAD untuk DUN BAGAN PINANG. ISA adalah bekas Mentri Besar dan merupakan orang yang terkaya sekali di Negeri 9. Seperti yang kita sedia maklum, Isa telah digantungkan keahliannya oleh majils tatatertib Umno kerana dibuktikan telah terlibat dalam kegiatan RASUAH POLITIK WANG dalam permilihan Naib Presiden Umno. Di Permatang Pasir, UMNO telah menjaringkan " OWN GOAL" atau "GOL SENDIRI" apabila mereka memilih Rohaizat sebagai calon BN kerana Rohaizat adalah seorang yang telah digantung daripada menjalankan tugasnya sebagai seorang peguam oleh Majlis Peguam kerana dia didapati bersalah mengunakan wang pelanggannya. Di Bagan Pinang, Umno SEKALI LAGI MENJARINGKAN GOL SENDIRI kerana memilih seorang yang tidak jujur yang mengamalkan kegiatan RASUAH POLITIK WANG untuk kepentingan peribadi. Walaupun nama ISA SAMAD adalah BUSUK ,UMNO tetap mencalonkan beliau dan ini bertentangan dengan pendapat DR M yang mengatakan ISA adalah tidak sesuai sebagai calon. Kesimpulan yang didapati dari berita ini menujukkan UMNO adalah "DESPERATE" untuk memenangi BAGAN PINANG sehingga rela memperjudikan nama baik parti untuk memenangi satu kerusi DUN. Kedua, ini menunjukkan bahawa UMNO tidak mahu berubah dari cara politik lama dimana ahlinya yang sepatutnya bersara tidak mahu melepaskan kuasa yang ada pada mereka. Mereka ini lah yang menyebabkan Golongan profesional Muda tidak mahu menyertai Umno. Ketiga, ini menujukkan bahawa Umno tidak menpunyai calon muda yang berkaliber kerana mereka telah mencalonkan seorang tua untuk bertanding. Akhirnya, Umno akan KALAH kerana sebelum GAME bermula ia telah MENJARINGKAN OWN GOAL.

The 2 RICH,POWERFUL N FAMOUS SHORTIES.

The cantonese have a saying "I CHAI TOH KAI" which literally means people who are short (SHORTIES or PENDEK) have a lot tricks in their bag. This is a story in the early eighties about 2 Rich and Powerful shorties who are "SIFU" or MASTERS in business and politics and ONE of them try to outsmart the OTHER. This story was told to me by an uncle who worked for one of them who we shall called K as he is from a Northern State and a former 2 time Finance Minister. At the time of happening he was a developer who is based at Taman Maluri,Cheras. The other we shall called N as he is from a Southern State and was a long time former Mentri Besar(MB) of that state.Currently, he is trying to make a political comeback. At that time,K was looking for a piece of land by the seaside in order to built a holiday resort.Upon hearing it,N contacted K to inform him of a piece of land in Port Dickson which is a fantastic place to bulit a resort. Unfortunately,this piece of beach front land have a lot of problems such as zoning issue,ancestrial and historical issues together with other residential and local authorities issues. As a developer, K knows that it is impossible to overcome all these problems and was not interested at all. However, N being a "SIFU" was able to convince K (another SIFU) that that being the MB, he will be able to overcome all these problems. Thus,K gave a sum of money to N to buy the piece of land and as we all know they is no documentation involved in this payment. After a few months, N was unable to solve the problems on the land and was unable to deliver the land title to K. K demand for a REFUND. Despite numerous reminder and personal visit, N was dragging his feet to repay the amount. This lasted a few years with K have already written off the amount. But,lucky stars smile on K when he was appointed as Finance Minister by Dr M. Immediately,N refund the money because the finance ministry control the allocation of funds to his state . Therefore,we must be very careful when we are in a business dealing with SHORTIES and the above story is a good example.

SELAMAT HARIRAYA AIDILFITRI.

I would like to take this opportunity to wish all my muslim friends SELAMAT HARIRAYA AIDILFITRI.

Hugh Money in Celebrity Body Parts Insurance.

I am no fan of Cristiano Ronaldo even though I support MU for many years. Recently,Real Madrid paid a world record transfer fee of 80 Million Pounds for him and immediately,they took out an insurance policy of 90 Million Pounds for his pair of legs. David Beckham is reportedly insured for 100 Million Pounds of which 70 Million Pounds is for his pair of legs.In the sixties,Singer Marlene Dietrich insured her voice for US 1 Million which is a lot of money during that period. It was reported that Dolly Parton took out an insurance policy of US 10 Million on her BREAST which is one of the largest boobs in the whole of United States. In the early nineties,famous actress Amy Yip Chi Mei wanted to insure HK 20 Million on her BUST which is the firmest and largest in the whole of Hongkong. A friend of mine who was the CEO of a big insurance firm in Hongkong was willing to risk his job by taking the policy with the condition that he personally inspect Amy Yip BREAST to ascertain the risk before deciding to take the policy or not.He told me that he want to ascertain whether her GIANT BREAST is NATURAL or cosmetically implant with SILICON or SALT WATER.His request was rejected and in the end no policy was issued. This shows that they are hugh money involved in celebrity body parts insurance.

UMNO SCORE "OWN GOAL" in Permatang Pasir.

Our national football team is very lucky that Muhiyuddin and Zahid Hamidi is not part of the team. This is because both of them is good at only one thing that is to score " OWN GOAL". The decision by both of them to select Rohaizat Othman as the BN candidate for the state seat of Permatang Pasir is akin to scoring an OWN GOAL by UMNO. This is due to the fact that Rohaizat was disbarred as an advocate and solicitors by the Bar Council for not returning Rm 161,000 belonging to Koperasi Pekebun Kecil Getah Pulau Pinang. He was struck off from the Roll of Advocate and Solicitors by the Bar Council on 7th March 2008 after the Disciplinary Board found him guilty of using his client money. He appeal against the decision of the DB to the High Court but his appeal was dismissed on 12th August 2009.This shows he is not a trustworthy person and NOT FIT to be a WAKIL RAKYAT who must be a man of integrity. Immediately after the nomination closed,Umno have score an OWN GOAL as their candidate is not a man of good integrity with good trustworthy values. As for Muhiyuddin and Zahid,I hope both of you will not score OWN GOAL for Malaysia.