SELAMAT HARIRAYA AIDILFITRI.

I would like to take this opportunity to wish all my muslim friends SELAMAT HARIRAYA AIDILFITRI.

Hugh Money in Celebrity Body Parts Insurance.

I am no fan of Cristiano Ronaldo even though I support MU for many years. Recently,Real Madrid paid a world record transfer fee of 80 Million Pounds for him and immediately,they took out an insurance policy of 90 Million Pounds for his pair of legs. David Beckham is reportedly insured for 100 Million Pounds of which 70 Million Pounds is for his pair of legs.In the sixties,Singer Marlene Dietrich insured her voice for US 1 Million which is a lot of money during that period. It was reported that Dolly Parton took out an insurance policy of US 10 Million on her BREAST which is one of the largest boobs in the whole of United States. In the early nineties,famous actress Amy Yip Chi Mei wanted to insure HK 20 Million on her BUST which is the firmest and largest in the whole of Hongkong. A friend of mine who was the CEO of a big insurance firm in Hongkong was willing to risk his job by taking the policy with the condition that he personally inspect Amy Yip BREAST to ascertain the risk before deciding to take the policy or not.He told me that he want to ascertain whether her GIANT BREAST is NATURAL or cosmetically implant with SILICON or SALT WATER.His request was rejected and in the end no policy was issued. This shows that they are hugh money involved in celebrity body parts insurance.

UMNO SCORE "OWN GOAL" in Permatang Pasir.

Our national football team is very lucky that Muhiyuddin and Zahid Hamidi is not part of the team. This is because both of them is good at only one thing that is to score " OWN GOAL". The decision by both of them to select Rohaizat Othman as the BN candidate for the state seat of Permatang Pasir is akin to scoring an OWN GOAL by UMNO. This is due to the fact that Rohaizat was disbarred as an advocate and solicitors by the Bar Council for not returning Rm 161,000 belonging to Koperasi Pekebun Kecil Getah Pulau Pinang. He was struck off from the Roll of Advocate and Solicitors by the Bar Council on 7th March 2008 after the Disciplinary Board found him guilty of using his client money. He appeal against the decision of the DB to the High Court but his appeal was dismissed on 12th August 2009.This shows he is not a trustworthy person and NOT FIT to be a WAKIL RAKYAT who must be a man of integrity. Immediately after the nomination closed,Umno have score an OWN GOAL as their candidate is not a man of good integrity with good trustworthy values. As for Muhiyuddin and Zahid,I hope both of you will not score OWN GOAL for Malaysia.

Malaysian Parents Against Phonography Agency.

To educate the Netizens about the danger of child phonography, I suggest that the govt set up an agency call the Malaysian Parents Against Phonography Agency. This agency will be under the communication ministry which will provide a budget for this agency which will be headed by a senior civil servant. The objective of this agency is to create awareness on the danger of child phonography on the Net. This is where the agency carry out promotion to inform the Rakyat on the danger of child phonography.The agency will also make available software and programs to help parents to create a firewall in their home computer against child phonography. It will also encourage employers to create the firewall in the office computer against child phonography. The best civil servant to head this agency will be current MACC chief Ahmad Said. Since he has failed in his duties as MACC chief and to protect himself and his family from death threats,I would suggest to the govt to transfer Ahmad Said from MACC to this agency.He will be good in this new role as his son was a victim of child phonography. Last year,his son was caught and convicted in Adelaide,Australia of child phonography when the Australian authorities found child phonography photo in his laptop that he was carrying.His son work for MAS and is marreid with a young family. With Ahmad Said heading this agency,I am very confident that the incident of child phonography in Malaysia will be reduced drastically.

Congratulation Jimmy Choo as Tourism Ambassador

I would like to congratulate Jimmy Choo for being conferred as the tourism ambassador of Malaysia. Being a malaysian and a wealthy person, I hope that Jimmy will do Malaysia a favour by carrying out the duties of tourism ambassador for FREE. This is unlike a former manager of a F1 team who was paid RM 1 miilion BUTA GAJI for doing nothing as the tourism ambassador of Malaysia. This french man was appointed by a LESBIAN former Tourism Minister on the insistence of Pak Lah who is the worst PM in the history of Malaysia . This is due to the fact that the frenchman is one of Pak Lah best friend and in the end,Rm 1 million of taxpayers money was wasted by the tourism ministry. With his connections and reputation, I strongly belief that Jimmy will be able to promote our tourism to the world in an effective manner than what has been done previously.In fact,Jimmy would be a better tourism ambassador of Malaysia than "HONGKONG ACTRESS MICHELLE YEOH".