Thursday, June 12, 2008

Taking referee and linesman to the massage parlour

My friend Low Pan is very sad and very very angry after the Euro 2008 game between Switzerland and Czech Republic.He is sad because the team that he invested heavily on which is Switzerland has loss.At the same time he is very angry because the Italian referee Rosetti did not award 2 penalties to the host despite Czech captain Ujfalusi twice clearly handle the ball inside the penalty box.He told me that if the game is play in Korea, the referee will definitely give the home team a penalty which I am in total agreement with him.I told him that the reason the referee did not award the penalty is because the Swiss did not take good care of the referee and the two linesman. We, Asians by nature is very good in extending our hospitality and friendship to our guest beside taking good care of them, unlike the Mat Salleh who is not good at it and do not take good care of the match officials. During the 2002 World Cup in Korea, the referee sided with the home team tremendously because the korean gave first class treatment to all the match officials.

Firstly, all match officials are house in 5 star hotel and are provided with a car and a driver to take them to any places that the officials wanted to go.

Secondly,the korean will accompany the match officials to shopping center to shop for anything especially the latest eletronic gadgets like handphone which the official receive as souvenirs.

Thirdly, the match officials are taken to posh restaurant to enjoy the best food and drinks that are served.

Lastly, after dinner, the match officials are taken to the best MASSAGE PARLOUR in Seoul which provide the the most beautiful girls in Korea.The girls is as beautiful as korean actress Lee Young Ae and the match officials are very happy as they are provided with korean beauties who KISS and BREAST MASSAGE them.This is what we call first class service which enable South Korea to reach the semifinal of the World Cup.

In their Quarter final match against Italy, the referee gave Korea a penalty even though korean striker Hong Soon Ho deliberately dive inside the penalty box. When Italian striker Totti was intentionally foul inside the box,instead of giving a penalty,the referee give a " Red Card Angpow " to Totti for diving.In the end Korea won. This is what we call first class korean hospitality in which the recipient will be angry at themselves if they do not return a favour to their kind host.That is why Korea went all the way to the semifinal and Switzerland is out of Euro 2008 after only 2 matches as the Swiss did not know how to take care of the match officials.

Therefore,it has been proven in the highest stage of world football that taking referee and the 2 linesman to the massage parlour actually help your team tremendously.

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Abramovich gain is Inter downfall

Today,for a change we focus on football.Beside the money that he gave Chelsea,the only good thing Roman Abramovich does for Chelsea is when he sacked Mourinho.This is proven when Avram Grant took Chelsea to the Champion League final in Moscow.Roman's good decision to sack the short, big ego and big mouth Mourinho will be Inter Milan petrol station owner Massimo Moratti greatest mistake as the italian have hire him to coach Inter next season. I belief that Mourinho will not be able to deliver the Champions League trophy to Inter because he will not be able to handle the big name players at Inter like what has happen during his time at Chelsea.Time will tell and I believe that Moratti will look for another manager during the January transfer period as Inter will play badly under Mourinho.So folks ,like I have said,time will tell.

Sunday, June 8, 2008

Stop Attacking Hassan and Petronas

With the fuel hike,malaysian are criticizing Hassan Merican and Petronas for not helping to reduce the petrol price.Petronas is professionally well managed and credit must be given to Hassan and the management team.This is proven by the annual profit that Petronas made and its huge contribution of RM 52.3Billion given to the PM Dept in 2007. CEO Hassan is a good professional manager.I can Vouch for him as I work under him in the accounting firm of Hanafiah,Raslan and Mohamad (HRM) in the eighties.The problem with Malaysia is not Hassan or Petronas but with the "KAKI RASUAH YANG BUAT TIPU " that is still in the govt. So folks,STOP ATTACKING HASSAN AND PETRONAS. If there any opportunity arises,we the RAKYAT must CHANGE THE GOVERNMENT THROUGH THE DEMOCRATIC ELECTION before Pak Lah,Najib,UMNO and BN destroy the Malaysia further.

Thursday, June 5, 2008

ROBBING THE RAKYAT by removing Subsidy

Today is a sad sad day for malaysian especially the innocent rakyat. An irresponsible government is robbing the rakyat again by drastically increasing the price of oil by 78 sen a liter to RM 2.70. This prove that the govt is in deep financial trouble on the way to being BANKRUPT if it do not increase the petrol price. There is not an inch of reason for Pak Lah to increase the price of petrol because of the following reasons:-

1) Malaysia produce more oil than that it consumed.

(In Barrels Per Day)2005200620072008
BPDBPDBPDBPD
Production698000661000650000value
Consumption( 575000 )( 598000 )( 620000)value
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Excess for export1230006300030000value
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2) Our oil TAPIS is the most expensive oil in the market and as at 30thMay 08, the price of TAPIS is US $138 per barrel compare to US$126 for West Texas and US$130 Brent crude oil.

3) Petronas profit and contribution to the government is:-

Y/E31/3/0731/3/06value
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Net Profit (In RM)46 Billion43 Billionvalue
Contribution (In RM)44.7 Billion41.7 Billionvalue
Average sales price per barrelUS$ 68.50US$ 61.60value

Nor Mohd Yaakob had admitted that an increase of US$1 per barrel will bring in an additional US$ 250 MILLION to Malaysia. AS proven by the figures above, there is NO reason to increase petrol price. The govt is in financial difficulties because we have people who are "Kaki Rasuah Yang Buat Kerja Tipu " (corrupt who do fraudulent work) running our country despite all the natural resources that are available.Half of the Kaki Rasuah was removed by the general election and in order to help the suffering Rakyat, we have to kick out the balance of them. Our two leaders are weak and ineffective as one is useless who is unable to control his members while the other is bogged down by the mongolian case.That is why our govt have so much problems. Kepada Pak Lah dan Najib serta UMNO dan BN, Sila BERUNDUR kerana RAKYAT TAK CAYA KAMU SEMUA LAGI.

Monday, June 2, 2008

Airport tax, ERL & DR M

I fetch Farid to KLIA for his flight to London and on the way to the airport, I told him that Nades from The Sun reported that RM 6 of his airport tax which is supposed to go to the govt is given to ERL, the operator of the train from KL Sentral to KLIA. His response was "Buat apa bagi ERL" (why give to ERL). For your infor,RM6 and RM2 of our airport tax for international and domestic flight respectively are given to ERL. Just like the agreement between TNB and IPP, all these was done during DR M time as PM. The agreement is so lopsided that then TNB chairman Ani Arope refused to sign the agreement in defiance against M and he resigned from TNB. On labour day at BUM 2008, I asked Nades on the airport tax deal and he informed us that ERL have written to inform him that the figures of RM 6 andRM 2 is wrong. Subsequently,he wrote to ERL for more details but receive no reply. Thus, it is the duty of the current government to correct this problem. I hope that Nades can update us on this. To Dr M, Saya George Choo berterima kasih kepada Dr M kerana berjasa kepada negara selama 22 tahun sebagai PM. Tolonglah DR , DUDUK DIAM DIAM di rumah dan jangan jadi macam Lee Kuan Yew.